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Ok you guys. Today’s topic is a serious one. A few days ago, we told you how blogger, Perez Hilton was being all mean to GaGa on the Twitters. Well we’ve done extensive research by spending hours several minutes going through thousands of documents Binging (we only use Bing now that resident Nerdist, Jonah Ray of Jonah Raydio is it’s spokesperson) the feud.
Last spring, we started noticing that Perez wasn’t posting anything about Mother Monster at all. This was extremely telling considering prior to that he’d post all day, every day about her. Let’s break it down.
During the year of 2011, Perez was still constantly posting about our beloved, GaGa. Ending the year with a post about her New Year’s Concert saying, “Who better to ring in 2012 at New York City’s Times Square than Lady GaGa??”
It was about this time that Perez’s TV show “All Access” started premiering in the US. In fact, the All Access episode with GaGa premierd on January 24th, 2012. Below is the post where he ’s talking all about it. So at this point, everything seems fine, right?
On January 12th, 2012, in a posting about Madonna being a totes jerk saying GaGa sounds just like her, Perez said, “Personally, we love them BOTH!! Both songs. Both queens!”
Then on February 28th, Perez announced that the CW had picked up “All Access” so he’s had to promote those episodes with her as well.
On April 21st, he posted that it had been in discussion to have Azaelia Banks work with GaGa’s people. It’s also been rumoured she’ll be working with GaGa on ARTPOP. This has nothing to do with the feud. It’s just AMAZEBALLS NEWS!
On April 25th, he posted the ratings for the GaGa “All Access” show were the highest ratings yet. Well Duh. Perez knew he needed her for those ratings so he’s still using her in the posts about it.
Then it happens. Whatever IT is, happened. Because all posts about GaGa after that were just basic posts about top paid performers or whatever and she’s just a byline. That is, until July 24th when he posts a photo that GaGa posted on heaven her social networking site, LittleMonster.com with her new boyfriend Taylor. So what happened between April and July that there is only one post about GaGa? Better question, why in July does he start posting about her again? At this point, he starts posting passive posts just giving the news, the Fur war between her and Ke$sha, etc. Last post about GaGa was on 08/30/2012 just mentioning updates from GaGa’s lawyers about a lawsuit. And that’s it. Here we are in December, and Perez hasn’t said a word about her since a mention regarding Madonna being a totes jerk talking about her on Ellen on 10/29/2012.
First, we want credit for wondering why there was no GaGa posts 246 days ago! Give us the credit! We binged and binged (Thank you Jonah Ray) and there was nothing about it! Now look!
Anyway, we don’t really think whatever dirt Perez thinks he has on GaGa will do any damage. Little Monsters will love her no matter what. Some of us love her more now for avoiding Perez’s passive aggressive attacks. My theory is her people realized his, is a dying art, and tried to pull away so he fights back by being a jerk.
Did you all hear that? That was the sound of us unfollowing Perez Hilton both on Twitter and Facebook.
**Update** Perez is at it again……..
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